HONORABLE MENTIONS
Moby
"Last Night" (Mute)
There are cornier ways of keeping it
old-school ("Everyday It's 1989," "I Love to Move in Here").
Justin Adams (with Juldeh Camara)
"Soul Science" (World
Village)
Gambian griot adds his one-stringed ritti to desert-besotted British
rocker's guitar for traditional wisdom and no less traditional diddleybeats
("Yerro Mama," Ya Ta Kaaya").
DJ Yoda
"The Amazing Adventures of DJ Yoda" (Antidote)
It's harder when
you have to create the songs yourself, but Biz Markie and Tiny Tim help, as do
the laugh lines ("Breakfast Cereal," "Tip-Toe").
Kid Koala
"Your Mom's Favorite DJ" (Ninja Tune)
Still the king of
stand-up turntablism ("Left Side," "Right Side").
Stephen Malkmus & the Jicks
"Real Emotional Trash" (Matador)
A jam
band for middle-aged neurotics who gather where most of their kind gather --
their living rooms ("Hopscotch Willie," "Dragonfly Pie").
The Ike Reilly Assassination
"We Belong to the Staggering Evening" (Rock
Ridge Music)
Struggling artist realizes he has more money than the strugglers
he writes about, and writes better as a result ("Valentine's Day in Juarez,"
"Broken Parakeet Blues").
Justice
"Cross" (Downtown/Ed Banger/Vice)
As dance music, not my idea
of a good time, but as electronic pop, so much trickier, sillier and more
kinetic than Kraftwerk ("Newjack," "D.A.N.C.E").
Madonna
"Hard Candy" (Warner Bros.)
OK, a middle-aged fitness nut can
sing pop ditties just like middle-aged lushes could once sing pop standards,
with this requirement -- a little help from Timbo and Kanye ("4 Minutes," "Beat
Goes On").
Craze
"Fabriclive.38" (Fabric)
Hard electro hip-hop mix devolves into
squelchy electro scratch mix -- or evolves if you like, it takes all kinds (Cool
Kids, "Black Mags"; the Pase Rock, "Lindsay Lohan's Revenge [Klever Remix]").
Drexel
"River of Chowder" (Dayton, Ohio)
One guy you never heard of's
bereft, derelict, falsetto tales of southern Ohio over another's rolling piano
and whatever else comes to hand ("Big John's House," "Practicing Preachers").
El Compa Chuy
"Alacrana Lavada" (Norte)
Corridos with nutty polka
accordion and crazy-ass tuba -- which aficionados tell me gets even crazier
sometimes ("Por Algo Soy El Patron," "Junior Terrazas").
Robyn
"Robyn" (Konichiwa/Cherrytree/Interscope)
The sucky ballad
crossed over, so enjoy this Euro-Madonna's nasty side while it's still there
("Handle Me," "Cobrastyle").
Carrie Underwood
"Carnival Ride" (Arista Nashville/19)
Nashvillians
with a track record rarely lack for songs, but note that she wrote several of
the liveliest ones herself ("The More Boys I Meet," "Last Name").
God-Des and She
"Stand Up" (Sony Twist)
Lesbian hip-hoppers who are
better at sex than politics but you have to admire for caring about both ("Lick
It," "Hollywood").
Kylie Minogue
"X" (Virgin)
An especially happy birthday to the Aussie
ex-ingenue, who just turned 40 and can still credibly sing, "Boy, you got it got
it, you got me feeling crazy 'bout my body" ("Nu-di-ty," "Speakerphone").
Remy Ma
"The BX Files" (Sure Shot)
If your records weren't all that,
maybe you'd have anger management issues, too ("Influentials," "Rapid Fire").
CHOICE CUTS
Lil Mama
"Lip Gloss"
"College"
("VYP: Voice of the Young People"
[Jive])
Flo Rida (Feat. T-Pain)
"Low"
Missy Elliott
"Ching-A-Ling"
"Shake Your Pom Pom"
("Step Up 2 the
Streets" [Atlantic])
Dolly Parton
"Backwoods Barbie"
("Backwoods Barbie" [Dolly])
Mariah Carey
"Touch My Body"
("E=MC2" [Island])