DUD OF THE MONTH
Leona Lewis
"Spirit"
(J/Syco)
Simon Cowell's British Idol possesses an exceptionally delicate version of
the sock-it-to-'em karaoke-champ voice Cowell has made the gold standard of '00s
pop. The subtle flutter of her finest melismatics could give an open-minded
person goose bumps. Her coarser melismatics, however, are the usual showoff BS
and probably also a commercial prerequisite, like not having a harelip. And
because she doesn't write, this is karaoke where nobody knows the originals. Of
course, when OneRepublic provided your lead single and "The First Time Ever I
Saw Your Face" is your literary highlight, it's just as well you don't write.
"Forgive Me" would be a tolerable follow-up. Somehow I doubt Cowell cares.
Grade: B
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